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derpmeg:

shychemist:

brains-and-bodies:

captcha-blog:

nonbinarydragon:

genitalgabbers:

again-for-the-first-time:

feelingravityspull:

the-fletcher-memorial-home:

Fe Maiden

Pb Zeppelin

Freddie Hg 

i really wanted to add to this but all the good jokes Ar

This post is pure Au

These jokes are Na fine

These puns are B me

What’s wrong cat got your W?

You’ll never get me Cu!

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
caninewild:

nymski:

agameofwolves:

Source.

The meat dance

always reblog the meat dance

caninewild:

nymski:

agameofwolves:

Source.

The meat dance

always reblog the meat dance

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
humanoidhistory:

"Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night."
—Miles Kington

humanoidhistory:

"Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night."

Miles Kington

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

xtremecaffeine:

bootses:

missvoltairine:

"Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"

"Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"

"Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
thegreenwolf:

veragumma:

thegreenwolf:

zooophagous:

griffithparktrailcam:

Mountain Lion P22 - Griffith Park 

Look how snazzy he is with his little collar

I always wonder how much trouble they go through to try to remove those collars once the sedative wears off completely. Like is it a 100+ pound version of a housecat trying to get rid of a silly Halloween costume someone put on it, with rolling around and kicking and yowling and angry looks?

! I am going to draw that

If you do I’d love to see the result!

thegreenwolf:

veragumma:

thegreenwolf:

zooophagous:

griffithparktrailcam:

Mountain Lion P22 - Griffith Park 

Look how snazzy he is with his little collar

I always wonder how much trouble they go through to try to remove those collars once the sedative wears off completely. Like is it a 100+ pound version of a housecat trying to get rid of a silly Halloween costume someone put on it, with rolling around and kicking and yowling and angry looks?

! I am going to draw that

If you do I’d love to see the result!

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

To Dog it May Concern,

dogitmayconcern:

You, dog, are a Labrador (or close enough.) This means as a breed your people are prone to eating everything. Some Labs even eat things that are not technically food, much to the chagrin of their Food Providers. But you….You turn your nose up at carrots, tortilla chips, baked potatoes, apples and even potato chips. But a twinkie, a substance who’s entire ingredient list is composed of things made in a laboratory….that you will eat? 

Sincerely, 

the Food Provider. 

P.S. Stop begging for my french fries you won’t eat them. 

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

kavaeric:

I look up — many people feel small because they’re small and the Universe is big — but I feel big, because my atoms came from those stars. There’s a level of connectivity.

That’s really what you want in life, you want to feel connected, you want to feel relevant, you want to feel like a participant in the goings on of activities and events around you.

That’s precisely what we are, just by being alive…


- Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson [ x ]

4 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

notyourexrotic:

kitten-pants:

tinasus:

notyourexrotic:

HP Goblet of Fire Headcanon: Beauxbatons was primarily a Muslim wizarding school.

(photo from livesandliesofwizards, which was the first thing I thought of when I ran into this passage while rereading the Harry Potter books)

(and yes I know the horses drink whisky, which is not exactly halal, sshhh)

Its was french. It s
Was so clearly french.

Literally French. …….

….
.

Because French Muslims do not exist and no Muslims ever speak French and Muslim schools don’t exist in France and if they do they must be really shitty and there are no key Muslim educators in France at all and there’s never been any history of Islamic culture and politics in the Pottermore-confirmed Pyreenes, nooooooo, it is très impossible! Astagfirrulah!

except…NO.

learn some fuckin’ social studies and history and current affairs, people.

5 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

ladykaymd:

pythonprincen:

Reason to Live #280: Autumn, and everything about it. It has always been and forever will be my favourite season. I love proper autumn, not the BC rain - when the sky is a chilly shade of blue, like glacier ice, and the sun is bright enough to set fire to the trees in their ochre glory; when the air has that crisp edge to it, the promise of snow, and is filled with the scent of decaying leaves and sap and pine; when leaves dance in the wind and blow across the ground and gather in heaps that I can jump into, and bury myself in. When we go to the pumpkin patch to pick pumpkins to carve them, and hay rides, and apple/pumpkin pies, and hot chocolate by the fire. I love the festivity and natural beauty of autumn, and it’s impossible for me to be unhappy on an autumn day like that.

Autumn in BC is another matter. It’s just grey and rains. I miss the autumns I had in Edmonton like this.

Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. My favorite season of all the seasons.
Level of excited: 11/10

5 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

beksboys:

IT SUDDENLY GOT REALLY DARK IN HERE LIKE as if someone stood in front of our brightest lamp and it freaked me out so bad cause i thought “GHOSTS??? DEMONS?????” and i turned around and all i saw was

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5 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

5 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

tigerskinsandotherthings:

(by J. Richard Link)

5 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

image

America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

5 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
courteouscanines:

feliscanis:

another malinois x husky puppy. i cannot even deal with these dark points right now bye girl

WANT. Except that would be a crazy dog, but I like crazy.

courteouscanines:

feliscanis:

another malinois x husky puppy. i cannot even deal with these dark points right now bye girl

WANT. Except that would be a crazy dog, but I like crazy.

5 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

straylightjay:

10 questions to never ask a transgender person by Laura Jane Grace

5 hours ago on September 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE