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alchemyjones:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got 3 reputable references, 5 years of relevant experience, and an M.A. in a related field. this is an entry-level position.

13 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

14 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #lmfao 
loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 day ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
supersmashkev:

watermellyn:

comedic gold

this honestly just made my day

supersmashkev:

watermellyn:

comedic gold

this honestly just made my day

2 days ago on October 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
riversawaken:

date:

 

 



elyzeeum:

One year.
525,600 minutes.
525,000 moments so dear.
Amazing.
Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.
This is beyond perfect.






So many beautiful moments

riversawaken:

date:

 

 

elyzeeum:

One year.

525,600 minutes.

525,000 moments so dear.

Amazing.

Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.

This is beyond perfect.

So many beautiful moments

2 days ago on October 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

cosbyykidd:

nawyougood:

sizvideos:

Video

he is a got damn bat and i find that to be amazing. DONT LET NOTHING STOP YOU MY NIGGA KEEP DOIN WHAT YOU DOIN!!!

Amazing.

2 days ago on October 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

quasi-normalcy:

Everyone who’s not a scientist always seems so shocked that I can’t find meaningful employment in spite of having an advanced degree in theoretical physics, so you know what? Fuck it.

From now on, I’m just going to tell everyone that I had my physics license suspended after I accidentally used the Large Hadron Collider to rip a hole in the fabric of the time-space continuum. 

2 days ago on October 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
2 days ago on October 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

2 days ago on October 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
bigcatkingdom:

(via sweets dreams by Uge Beteré Kopp / 500px)

bigcatkingdom:

(via sweets dreams by Uge Beteré Kopp / 500px)

2 days ago on October 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

ziggyit:

Service dogs and therapy dogs are not the same thing.

SERVICE DOGS AND THERAPY DOGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING.

service dogs and therapy dogs are not the same thing.

service dogs and therapy dogs are not the same thing.

service dogs and therapy dogs are not the same thing omg stop using those terms wrong

2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
memeguy-com:

Our fire station is next door to the Police department Pranks ensue

memeguy-com:

Our fire station is next door to the Police department Pranks ensue

2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
rednecktex:

texas-girl13:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

rednecktex
Please don’t let me do laundry Morgan….
texas-girl13

rednecktex:

texas-girl13:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

rednecktex
Please don’t let me do laundry Morgan….
texas-girl13
2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE