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fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

3 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

3 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

4 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

benjaminhargreeves:

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

Hey kids this is a symptom of depression

Welcome to the rest of your life. Now go seek help  

4 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.

4 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

vanillablondette:

prepofthesouth:

Meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite 

couldn’t have said it better myself

4 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Be with someone who won’t stay mad at you, who can’t stand not talking to you, and who’s afraid of losing you.
- (via icanrelateto)
4 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
just-another-beautiful-mess:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

reddlr-trees:

My favorite anti-weed ad

obviously the person who made this never been in the south or out in the sticks where eating road kill is normal

Eating road kill is normal in the south but not literally eating raw roadkill on the side of a hwy….

just-another-beautiful-mess:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

reddlr-trees:

My favorite anti-weed ad

obviously the person who made this never been in the south or out in the sticks where eating road kill is normal

Eating road kill is normal in the south but not literally eating raw roadkill on the side of a hwy….

4 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

behindbobsburgers:

Another Walking Dead mashup by Bob’s storyboard artist Damon Wong

damoncywong:

Animation Re-animation!

"Bob’s Burger’s" fall premiere Oct 5th and "The Walking Dead" premiere Oct 12th…  So of course I had to do another mashup.  This time Gene as Glenn; Teddy as Well Walker; Bob as Rick; Linda as Lori; and Louise as Daryl.  

Yes… those are cheese burgers coming out of Teddy.

4 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Both My Parents Were Surgeons And I Used To Talk To Furniture

sixpenceee:

Another great reddit no sleep story. 

This one will really shock you.

by reddit user invictus1988

Read More

4 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
madlori:

jmathieson-fic:

mumblingsage:

decodethefallenmoon:

molokoko:

amazing

“Just so everyone is aware, there is a bunch of misleading info being spread around re: ALS research - the “27%” figure is based on previous years’ annual funding; furthermore, the remainder goes to improving the quality of life of those suffering from ALS. Given that the annual funding is approximately 16M, that’s just over 4M spent on decreasing their suffering. It isn’t greed, it’s a lack of money.”Shut up already.

The ALS Association has a 4-star rating from Charity Watchdog. 
And the next time you start to complain about a charity either a) working on multiple fronts (because that’s what ALSA does—both seeking a cure and helping people suffering now) or b) daring to have administration expenses—let’s see how long you can last, much less tackle a cause, without printer paper and an internet connection. 

As someone who has watched a family member die from a neuro-degenerative disease; funding to develop better wheelchairs and bedsore creams is *just* as important as funding research to cure the disease itself…

A friend of mine posted an update from one of HER friends to FB earlier.  Her dad has ALS.  The ALS foundation came out to see if they could put in a ramp for his wheelchair, but they couldn’t afford it because of the kind of ramp he needed for the kind of house they had.
This week they called back and said hey, the thing is, we suddenly have a bunch of money, so we’re coming out to build that ramp.  And they did.  She posted pics.
So if you feel like bitching about the ice bucket challenge…reconsider.

madlori:

jmathieson-fic:

mumblingsage:

decodethefallenmoon:

molokoko:

amazing

Just so everyone is aware, there is a bunch of misleading info being spread around re: ALS research - the “27%” figure is based on previous years’ annual funding; furthermore, the remainder goes to improving the quality of life of those suffering from ALS. Given that the annual funding is approximately 16M, that’s just over 4M spent on decreasing their suffering. It isn’t greed, it’s a lack of money.”

Shut up already.

The ALS Association has a 4-star rating from Charity Watchdog. 

And the next time you start to complain about a charity either a) working on multiple fronts (because that’s what ALSA does—both seeking a cure and helping people suffering now) or b) daring to have administration expenses—let’s see how long you can last, much less tackle a cause, without printer paper and an internet connection. 

As someone who has watched a family member die from a neuro-degenerative disease; funding to develop better wheelchairs and bedsore creams is *just* as important as funding research to cure the disease itself…

A friend of mine posted an update from one of HER friends to FB earlier.  Her dad has ALS.  The ALS foundation came out to see if they could put in a ramp for his wheelchair, but they couldn’t afford it because of the kind of ramp he needed for the kind of house they had.

This week they called back and said hey, the thing is, we suddenly have a bunch of money, so we’re coming out to build that ramp.  And they did.  She posted pics.

So if you feel like bitching about the ice bucket challenge…reconsider.

22 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
hotmesswithouthehot:

lemonmintcoughdrops:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.
An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”
Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?
Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”
Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.
The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.
That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.
One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”
“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.
“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.
I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

HUMAN

HUMAN

hotmesswithouthehot:

lemonmintcoughdrops:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.

An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”

Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”

Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.

The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.

That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.

One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”

“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.

“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.

I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

HUMAN

HUMAN

22 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
damnit-rabbitt:

car-one-responding:

I have a problem with this.
This car was spotted somewhere on Long Island. I don’t know where. I grabbed this from a Facebook group I’m a part of. I don’t have the capabilities to blur the plate either, but I’m not sure I want to, on the offchance they’re involved with something they shouldn’t.
This person allegedly has no affiliation with ANY emergency organization in the area. Yet, they still have the gall to put the word “emergency” on the back of their car.
Who does this? What sort of reason do you have for turning your car into something that will never, ever be used in an emergency situation? Especially one that has a Galls wall-mount badge graphic plastered poorly onto the side of the driver’s door, and has a million reflectors on the tailgate?
Not to mention the word “emergency” used on anything but an emergency vehicle is illegal in New York…
I don’t know. I just feel this makes a mockery of our profession, when people do stuff like this.

In my professional opinion, take pictures including the plate, and take this to the state police. 
Heres why i say state police. in my state, there was a similar situation. Guy had loaded up his car with amber, blue, and red blinky lights, had the radio equipment to scan fire dispatch channels, and was showing up on minor wrecks. It wasnt until a FD truck officer questioned who the fuck he was, that anyone actually realized that he was just some wannabe. At the time, there was no statewide law on impersonating fire/ems… just police. The case was passed from agency to agency, but nobody really had any cause to investigate him, until he pulled up on a wreck in another jurisdiction, and just happened to piss off a state police officer by directing traffic into a parking lot.  The state police officer, after working the wreck, got out his cite book and wrote him up on several vehicle violations, which got him into court and allowed state to take a closer look at him.

damnit-rabbitt:

car-one-responding:

I have a problem with this.

This car was spotted somewhere on Long Island. I don’t know where. I grabbed this from a Facebook group I’m a part of. I don’t have the capabilities to blur the plate either, but I’m not sure I want to, on the offchance they’re involved with something they shouldn’t.

This person allegedly has no affiliation with ANY emergency organization in the area. Yet, they still have the gall to put the word “emergency” on the back of their car.

Who does this? What sort of reason do you have for turning your car into something that will never, ever be used in an emergency situation? Especially one that has a Galls wall-mount badge graphic plastered poorly onto the side of the driver’s door, and has a million reflectors on the tailgate?

Not to mention the word “emergency” used on anything but an emergency vehicle is illegal in New York…

I don’t know. I just feel this makes a mockery of our profession, when people do stuff like this.

In my professional opinion, take pictures including the plate, and take this to the state police. 

Heres why i say state police. in my state, there was a similar situation. Guy had loaded up his car with amber, blue, and red blinky lights, had the radio equipment to scan fire dispatch channels, and was showing up on minor wrecks. It wasnt until a FD truck officer questioned who the fuck he was, that anyone actually realized that he was just some wannabe. At the time, there was no statewide law on impersonating fire/ems… just police. The case was passed from agency to agency, but nobody really had any cause to investigate him, until he pulled up on a wreck in another jurisdiction, and just happened to piss off a state police officer by directing traffic into a parking lot.  The state police officer, after working the wreck, got out his cite book and wrote him up on several vehicle violations, which got him into court and allowed state to take a closer look at him.

23 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Watching actors do limp CPR on TV

nursingistheshit:

image

23 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
jeremykaye:

Tru fax bout firemans
The book is comin’ along goooooood btw. Have a good weekend!
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jeremykaye:

Tru fax bout firemans

The book is comin’ along goooooood btw. Have a good weekend!

Facebook - Twitter - UP and OUT subreddit - Patreon

23 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE