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FUCKING DEAD DYING RIP ME IM A GONER

2 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

3 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

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kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

3 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

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rainyapparitions:

go home

this wins Halloween

This horse not only looks like a badass, but it even looks like it knows it too.

3 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
sarahseeandersen:

Been waiting for this aaaallll year.

sarahseeandersen:

Been waiting for this aaaallll year.

3 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."

I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 

Huh.

3 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

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suicunesrider:

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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

3 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

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enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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14 hours ago on September 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
enduringdelilah:

the middle head was lookin p gruff so now it is a sweetie

enduringdelilah:

the middle head was lookin p gruff so now it is a sweetie

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
How old are you? What's your gender? Sorry I'm being nosey.

Anonymous

You can be nosy off anon, then.

3 days ago on September 27th, 2014 |J
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Tagged as: #omg 
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peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence 

5 days ago on September 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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Woman evades from mentally-ill home intruder by hiding on the roof. She managed to grab her phone and call 911 while hiding. She said her biggest fear was that the invader would come hide where she had decided to hide. This photograph is the definition of fear.
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Woman evades from mentally-ill home intruder by hiding on the roof. She managed to grab her phone and call 911 while hiding. She said her biggest fear was that the invader would come hide where she had decided to hide. This photograph is the definition of fear.

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